Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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