: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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