And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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