I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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