There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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