I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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