it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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