sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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