you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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