NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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