Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
