google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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