So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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