In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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