But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The ass gains better be worth it
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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