I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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