We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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