This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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