Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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