Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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