i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have already put on my inside pants.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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