Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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