try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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