She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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