How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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