some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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