Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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