you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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