You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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