Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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