Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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