singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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