awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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