think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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