drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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