yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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