i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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