oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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