If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you win again, gameday.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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