Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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