Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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