Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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