real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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