i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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