Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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