ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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