you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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