Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Text me some of your sweat
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