ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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