If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just blew my weed a kiss
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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