Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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