I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
