i permit you to call me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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