So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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