your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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