4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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