franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
