i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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