yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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